Yesterday I got a text from my friend from film school. She said, âI just had a TikTok get really good attention, and I donât know what to do next!â The video was of her in clown makeup, smoking a cigarette, and doing an amusing, raspy-voiced character. The last shot was her Mom, who was condescendingly asking her what she was doing with her life. It was a really funny video that got 70k views and 16k likes. She went on to ask me, âDo I continue doing a clown character? If I have to dress up as a clown every day, Iâm going to kill myself.â It made me laugh. Why would she have to dress up as a clown? Charli D’Amelio gets a deal with Dunkin Donuts, and my friend Rose is tying her own noose in shoes 5 sizes too big.
In my fifth grade yearbook, I had listed next to my photo that my favorite movie was Superbad (I snuck in a viewing at a sleepover) and that the occupation I one day hoped to attain was a comedian/ impersonator. The only impression I can do is Patrick Warburton (Joe from Family Guy, Kronk from Emperor’s New Groove). I donât foresee leading a particularly successful career impersonating Patrick Warburton. Considering I look nothing like him and he has no distinguishing features beyond his voice, only being able to give a convincing âhey Peter!â would get old quick if you rented me for a party. Soâ¦ sorry, fifth grade me, that dream has since passed.
However, I have had success making funny videos on the internet, specifically TikTok. If that classifies me as a comedian, Iâm not sure, but it didn’t stop me from putting it in my bio (I used to frequent stand-up but have since stopped). My whole life I liked being funny, and sometimes, I was! I have had several videos reach millions of views and amassed 650k+ followers on TikTok alone. For whatever reason, I have always daydreamed of being famous. Tons of us have. When you want to have a successful career in entertainment, a lot of the time, it requires fame, as shallow as it may seem. Itâs the human condition. We want to be validated, and the more people doing it, the better. But what little sliver Iâve had of it, the microcosm of fame TikTok has granted meâand seeing the pursuit of it from othersâhas made me realize it can be an unhealthy obsession to have.
The nature of the internet is such that people will tell you what they really think, and when millions of people are seeing something youâve done, there are going to be people that don’t like it. Even if it’s greatâ¦ even if it’s the BEATLESâ¦ by nature of probability there will be people who will hate itâ¦ and they will tell you. Maybe you can have a higher percentage than most people. Fewer people hate the Beatles than they do, say, Lil Pump (no disrespect Pump), but the opposition will always exist. And that is what you have to be ready for when going viral. Thereâs not much you can do to stop it besides preventing yourself from reading all the comments.
The Tiktok âcloutâ Iâve received has definitely resulted in some experiences in the real world. I’ve been recognized twice in public beneath the maskâand it was pretty underwhelming.
Girl at liquor store: Are you the teletubby guy?
Girl: Oh, cool. Your total is $15.98.
So how do you go viral on Tiktok? First of all, post a lot. Iâd post one, and then watch as the algorithm would take my video awayâ¦ first to 100 people, then, to 1000 (if the first 100 interacted with it positively)â¦. And when one would fall flat at 100, Iâd delete it and try again. The nature of Tiktokâs algorithm (and art in general) is you really canât be certain what is going to do well. Doggface said after going immensely viral with his cranberry juice video that he almost didnât post it, he thought it was silly.
That being said, there are still some things you can understand about the algorithm. The algorithm likes when you watch a video more than once. If you’re stopping to pause throughout and reading things with text and going back to look at something else, it picks it up and determines, âwell, this must be a pretty decent video,â and shows it to more people. It seems to understand how much the audience liked the video based on if they watched it to the end, if they watched it again, if they liked, commented, shared, paused, etc. To achieve these things, I believe it’s similar to essay writing in high-school; you need to hook the viewer right away and keep them throughout.
Sometimes, like in the case of the Teletubby video, I straight up asked them to watch the video over again. I said, âif you wanna be a part of the cause but donât feel like tagging celebrities, watch this video multiple times so more people will see itâ. And that worked! I think kids, or audiences in general, like to feel like they are a part of the video. Both in the case of Justinâs password, and in the case of the Teletubby thing, it wasn’t just a funny video, but a call to action.
Chris Rock said in âTalking Funnyâ that you need to have a clear premise for a stand-up bit to work. I think that is true for videos too. You need a clear premise or a clear thesis. In one video, I say we have to guess Justin Bieber’s Password. In another, Iâm showcasing how easy it is to flood celebrities’ Instagram profiles or be seen by them. In another, Iâm writing a prisoner. The rules of storytelling remain consistent across platforms, and the baseline rule there is you need to have a story to tell.
Another thing I like to keep in mind is that there are a lot of kids on TikTok, so remembering that makes being funny, or at least knowing your audience, easier. Not that they laugh easier, because kids are smart (and based on what I see on TikTok, super funny too), but you can still cater to the adolescent humor they would appreciate. And for whatever reason, they seemed more likely to take part in the calls to action.
So I told you about my friend in the clown costume. I specified she was a friend from film school because I know that she too is an artist. I know she wants to be appreciated for her hilarity and unique storytelling ability. And for the first time, on Tiktok, she was! But instead of feeling great about making tons of people laugh, she turned it into a negative thing. âI guess I have to be a clown for the rest of my career.â No. You have to be you for the rest of your career. That is what people enjoy. You brought life to the clown, and the clown didn’t bring life to you. So untie the noose, take off the big shoes, and go make some people laugh. Or cry. Or whatever it is you want them to do as a result of your story.
And if they donât, fuck âem.